dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

Deaded

It is a way to say murder or kill on/in a pg place

I will DEADED you if you don't buy me chicken nuggets

by Ur Local Corgirat June 15, 2020

Dead Vibes

A suicidal person giving hints of killing himself.

Homie you given of dead vibes. Is everything okay?

by Isxga September 7, 2020

dead game

A game is dead when Mikk uninstalls it.

"Mikk uninstalled WoW yesterday."
"That explains why the servers are down today, it's a dead game"

by Sad DBD Dev September 7, 2020

D.I.E...DEAD

When you're trying to spell and can't, and you say DIE DEAD.

Im "D.I.E...DEAD", my husband got HIV.

by LoGic FCMS September 12, 2020

dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Dead fish day

On the 23 on October we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish known as dead fish day we will protest to get dead fish there rights !

dead fish day

by anonymous October 22, 2020