person √-1

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.

Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that

by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025

pull-ey person

A person who constantly pulls your strings, and not the good ones.

Y/n: "Wow dude, they're a really pull-ey person. One day my strings might just snap."

by yourmomwholeftyourdad May 21, 2025

person 21-B

person 21, but still alive and in an alternative universe where he dies by natural causes. is responsible for the creation of universe B.

person 1: do yall remember person 21?
person 2: yes, he was very coolios.
person 21-B: hi guys
speaking spheroid 6^4: what he back how??????
random arsoglepteflop: wut da hell

by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025

Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.

“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”

by Girldick May 23, 2025

Creative Person

A person with scizo tendencies that get unlocked during weed smoking; creative thoughts of shadow people, voices, thoughts, songs, poems, etc.

Dude i became a creative person last night

by Midnightrooster69 May 24, 2025

personal accountabilty

what most people don't have

person 1: man i lost money from gambling, may i have some?
person 2: bro you clearly don't have personal accountabilty

by 1+1=ballsack May 25, 2025

WiFi Person

This is a best friend of the whole world. They here for the people. This type of person will try his best to help their friends and people around them. Most importantly that they doing it not to feel better or to get something, they just experiencing will to help and be there for you, just like WiFi.

- Stephan is helping everybody, i don’t understand why he have to be such a people pleaser?

- Honey, he just a WiFi Person, he was there for you when you needed him, so stop bragging.

-Why she went to that boring event? ?
-Cause she is a WiFi Person, she felt that they needed support…

by reptileprinz May 28, 2025