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Lipstick Monkey

A lipstick monkey is someone who you want to kiss a lot, this is because the lipstick represents kissing and monkeys are cheeky.
Oh look over there, she’s a lipstick monkey!
by caz321 April 22, 2019
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Scraunch Monkey

A Scraunch Monkey is a hood rat ho who suddenly attempts to infiltrate your friend group with the intentions of finding weed.
Person 1 : “Hey man, you see that Scraunch Monkey over there?”

Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”

Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”

Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*
by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019
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rooftop monkey

by 💀⚫️ June 14, 2019
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Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.
Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked
by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019
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Sniping the monkey

A sexual move that requires a man and woman to be banging in some manner, when the man is about to orgasm the woman removed the dick from wherever it is, flicks the shit out of the tip and screams "BOOM HEADSHOT!'.
Bro 1: Oh man, we were going at it like cats and dogs, then all the sudden she stops and snipes the monkey, it was the weirdest load I've ever blown.

Bro 2: Holy shit, sniping the monkey? If my girl ever did that I think i'd die laughing!
by YouWanSumFuk August 8, 2019
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flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.
by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017
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splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet
I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.
by Ccastle April 3, 2017
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