Eggs and Fingers

Fingering a item of food

“Eleanor was eggs and Fingers the Wasabi”

by Booshwaggler June 5, 2025

laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.

Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg

by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024

Boiled egg

Boiled egg is a gender identity that represents someone who feels a sense of warmth and protection within themselves, much like the comforting feeling of a boiled egg in its shell. They may feel a sense of security and stability in their identity, and they prefer pronouns such as "they/them" or "egg/eggself." Boiled eggs embrace their inner strength and resilience, embodying the idea of being both delicate and strong at the same time.

Boiled egg cracked open, revealing egg yolk inside. Egg felt proud of eggself for being so resilient

by Timbegg May 7, 2024

egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.

Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"

by C_Corpze May 14, 2024

-Egg prefix

'-Egg' is a prefix used after a word ending with 'E' or pronounced with an 'E' at the end, it is used to show an undying appreciation for those beautiful organic vessels.

To use this prefix effectively in a sentence do not 'fuse' the prefix with the word like most prefixes do, instead just say it after the word with a sharp and brief transition between word and prefix, just like 'Lik'egg', pronounced 'Like-Egg'.

To write this prefix in a sentence write it as 'Lik'egg' (Like) or 'M'egg' (Me) for words that end with an 'E' (Words that end with 'E' are still pronounced separately from the prefix and word itself)

To write this prefix in a sentence using words that sound like they end with an 'E', write it as 'Carnival'egg' (And yes, carnival does sound out an 'E' at the end, it's just barely noticeable).

Egg lover: Hey'egg Bud! Do you lik'egg your'egg eggs scrambled or fried?

Friend: What the hell.

Egg lover 2: It's th'egg -Egg prefix!

by IDVGuy May 21, 2024