eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 25, 2018

eat a turtle

literally just eating a turtle because you're not a vegan or vegetarian, or not normal.

We should eat a turtle tonight.

by danielbuddlikestoyeehaw September 27, 2018

eat the ramen

It is what to say when someone you know is being annoying and loud as you watch something from your fandom.

PATRICIA I DONT CARE, EAT THE RAMEN, LET ME ENJOY THIS-

by Bluest of Juice October 4, 2018

Tuna that eats pizza

legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .

Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.

by Nova760 October 8, 2018

i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

by JISUNGPARK March 26, 2018

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

Eat

1)chewing food...than swallowing it is one definition

2)or basically (Possibly Bob) lick someone's (even Flo’s) vagina

...yuck!

1). I’m Going To Eat My Dinner
2). Did Bob Wanting to Eat Flo?

by MayDayMeh May 19, 2018