dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

by PDXMike August 11, 2016

Dead Horse Vibe

Food is delicious. When you eat it, you become delicious too. Without food, you would not be delicious and anyone who wanted to could eat you whenever they felt like it.

Yum. That Dead Horse Vibe was delicious. Too bad it didn't eat any food, I got a meal. Muahahaha.

by Starsnake May 29, 2016

dead franklin

Noun: an online cyberbully who creates multiple accounts in order to troll multiple people at once

My Facebook account isn't doing to well, I've got a dead franklin

by Shady dave May 26, 2016

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 16, 2016

Fred is not dead

He isn’t.

Fred is not dead. aenachvy

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

Dead guy

When you sit on a guy’s face until he passes out then bury him in the backyard and yell “prank”

“Where’s the guy from last night?”
“Pulled a dead guy”

by randomkid100 January 30, 2018

Dead leg

Not the same as a Charlie horse- a Charlie horse is a cramp in the muscle and feels different than dead leg. This term is used commonly among recovering drug addicts and others on common medications because a common side effect is a very strange feeling in the muscles(most commonly legs/arms) that is partially relieved by contracting the muscles. This does not work out the feeling as you can with a Charlie horse because it is actually a feeling you’re having, not a physical problem occurring, as the result of the addition or subtraction of unnatural substances in the body.

The heroine addict had such bad dead leg that he couldn’t stop violently moving his legs for hours .

The girl experienced mild dead leg after taking Seroquel for her insomnia and could only truly relieve it by going to bed.

by Nota Heroine-User February 6, 2018