zoot hit

A single hit of weed that makes you go from sober to stoned af in seconds.

Friend: You ok, man? You just walked in, took a hit, and now you’re crawling on the floor with your eyes slammed shut!

Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!

by Bagel duster July 31, 2021

Zoot

Zoot meaning to smoke a lot of rooootsss. Zoot is also a name of an present day artist.

“Yo every Sunday I’m on Zoot timing”
“Zoot smoke trees like root”

by Zoot___ August 28, 2021

Zoot

Oh Shit!

Did you know .. slept with ...? ZOOT

by kbieber94 November 19, 2018

zooted

Zooted(adj.) being high or stoned. Result of smoking the marijuana. Could also be an verb. "We are going to the park to zoot."

The whole group went to Los Arcos while zooted.

by thcadd*ct July 16, 2017

Zoot

To zoot, or be zooted is to be passed out unintentionally or intentionally after a night out of drinking or taking various types of drugs.

Person 1: "You good bro?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, my stomach hurts. I'm about to zoot ."

Person 1: "Where's Grace?"
Person 2: "She got hella trashed, she's zooted in the other room."

by Hidden $ound July 24, 2017

Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.

Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.

by Urban legend August 3, 2017

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017