diet threesome

When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.

When unicorn hunting, beware of true lesbians. You will just end up with a diet threesome.

by User G8477 September 10, 2021

Bubble Threesome

When you have a threesome and blow bubbles with each others cum to celebrate

We fucked so good we made it a bubble threesome

by myfatherisaminister September 25, 2021

Floridian Threesome

When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.

“I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
“Dude what the fuck.”

by Spickee August 8, 2021

threesome

kawa, goshi, and komori having sex

"we had 5 threesomes last night" states komori

by mogg is pog June 4, 2021

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 8, 2024

schrodinger's threesome

having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?

Person 1: Both?

by Iwritefunnywords December 19, 2024

Jehovah's Threesome

A sexual act where 2 of the 3 participants are still fully clothed. Typically the nude participant is the most enthusiastic.

Erin talked two solicitors off her front step and into her bedroom for a Jehovah's threesome. She passed out and they left a wWatchtower magazine on her pillow.

by Chuck Dick-ins November 14, 2025