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Threaded

Threading the 2 euphorias of alcohol and weed together to make a fantastic faded experience
Wanna get Threaded next Friday? I’ll bring the booze but you gotta get the weed
by Hore4leo August 31, 2022
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The red thread

The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.
Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is a loser, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:

made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx

Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate

Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.
by theFlamgingosAss November 27, 2022
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Archived Thread

When threads die it becomes a creature called 'archived thread' or it's other name 'nonexistent thread', the threads can be brought back to life with a magical spell called Dms or Discord Messages aka typing in a powerful box which in doing this will bring back the sad, lifeless being back to life from its archived hell
Person 1 : Typingus Messagicus
Person 2 : wow the archived thread returned back to life
by FunniGuy42069 April 29, 2022
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The Devil's Thread

A long strand of hair that gets stuck in a man's penis after sexual intercourse and is very difficult to remove. It can cause irritation, discomfort and can sometimes cause an injury (hair cuts into foreskin). Standard removal procedure is slowly pulling the hair strand out.
A: "Did you bang Melissa last night?"
B: "Fuck yeah, I got The Devil's Thread tho.."
A: "Oof."
by JazzoBearBlack December 10, 2021
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thread chicken

If you aren't sure if you're going to run out of bobbin thread before finishing your current seam, but you keep stitching without re threading your bobbin, you are playing thread chicken.
I totally lost a game of thread chicken, and now I have to re-sew the entire fucking seam.
by E.wolfsbane January 27, 2022
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Thread Killer

A “thread killer” is a member of a group text who sends a comment so wheels off that the other members cease conversation.
Rage replied to a text thread with:

“My b-hole is hairy...I don't shave it, so when explosive shit comes at 120 mph, it's like a Brazilian wax

Rage is a thread killer
by Ffbking February 3, 2022
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Heavy Thread

When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
How loud was Jimmys piss!? ... He sure has a heavy thread
by The Stag1 January 2, 2021
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