Whe your having sex as fast as you can and your penis slips out, hitting the taint or the butthole causing it to bend in half.
I was about to cum but it slipped out and I got the worst TENDER BENDER of my life....Also known as the U-LOCK
by Sick Em D August 24, 2022
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“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
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