Shlong

Another word for the third leg between your others only found on males. Usually meaning you have a long ass cock.

Friend 1:yall what's a shlong?
Friend 2:a abnormally large penis
Friend 3: -dying-
Friend 4:yo I have a shlong
The whole group: -also dying-

by locallurbandictionaryexplorer January 7, 2024

Shlong

A shlong is a cock so big it slaps you thy so much that you get a dead leg and wish that size didn’t matter.

Slap, slap, slap, aww my leg is dead again. It’s just my shlong

by OscarMartini February 8, 2024

shlong

A fat fucking cock that cant be resisted by any women

my shlong is hard

by scrodemlickingasswipe69 December 12, 2022

Shlong

(pronounced shh-long) is a term used to describe a man's downstairs area

Friend: hey dude I saw you got crazy last night😆. How'd it go?

Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong

by Wat3rm3l0n January 2, 2023

Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.

"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence

by webbybutter January 2, 2023

shlong

the most massive of cocks

my shlong is the size of a football field

by horsecockk October 1, 2021

magnum shlong

a very large penis

yo look at this drawing my seat partner made of a magnum shlong
woah dude that is a magnum shlong

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021