by Jackpot dave January 4, 2017
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by ;-------> July 6, 2021
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"Yeah, her and her girlfriend scissor all the time. She's known for being a scissor slut."
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by take.me.home November 27, 2012
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Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.
by Motel Messiah October 14, 2013
Get the scissor pile mug.An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
by hoomin982 February 20, 2019
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by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018
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by big-birdjones69 August 27, 2018
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