razor

A person who cares About you and is nice at times. He'll make you laugh and loves Joe mama jokes

- Fay

Razor is my best friend an I love him so much

by faylovesyou May 8, 2021

razor main

razor mains have the worst internet EVER. Istg we be doing a boss and they randomly stuck in the center. Like get better internet mf

"Hey did you know Sam is a razor main?"
"Oh they must have really bad internet LMAO"

by MikaMiika July 21, 2022

Felicia's razor

Loudly and publicly criticizing your boss or employer until your employment becomes untenable and you find yourself promoted to consultant.

"If you keep slamming your boss, your coworkers, and your workplace in your social media, they're going to fire you. It's just Felicia's Razor

by JaycenG June 17, 2022

Razor

The best person in the Edros Region. A lot of people know him and like him. Including me. He's an absolute gangster.

P1: Razor is a G.
P2: I totally agree.

by FrostyBYT August 28, 2022

Razor

A person who is d e f i n i t e l y not a furry but always makes himself look sus by simping for Mountain

Razor is not a furry ok-

by Rui's secret stalker September 5, 2022

Achmed's Razor

If a Middle Eastern food establishment has good hummus, they will almost certainly have good Middle Eastern food.

A: I can't tell if Al Basha's has good Middle Eastern food, what do you think?

B: Achmed's Razor says if they have good hummus they have good Middle Eastern food.

by GQFez October 13, 2022

Mommy's Razor

Never attribute to kinkiness that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Geoffery: "I told you she didn't have a mommy kink, that's why we use Mommy's Razor!"

by Rizzonomics October 14, 2022