Quantum Ghibstein

The moment you start to fall asleep while watching a studio ghibli movie, and it incorporates itself into your dream for a brief moment. This can result in feelings of euphoria and bliss.

I started to fall asleep while watching howl’s moving castle and I experienced a quantum ghibstein.

by Ghibstein Enjoyer. January 6, 2022

quantum

Flatness and hard surfaces being at orthogonal angles at each other to form an infinite plane.

The word "quantum" tells us that it is possible for an uncountable number of discrete surfaces to make a hard-flat plane.

Nominally, an uncountable number of pseudorandom surfaces and the infinite number of complex numbers are at right angles to each other. Tautologically, they come together to create an infinite surface.

The term 'quantum' tells us why everything in reality coheres. The tautological relationship between complex numbers (wavelets) and uncountable pseudorandom surfaces acts as a glue to keep reality from tearing...

by deepchurch January 6, 2022

Quantum Coochie

A superior male with godly pussy power(usually there names are David Herrera)

He is quantum coochie

by David The goat May 17, 2022

quantum entendre

Like a double entendre, but suspended in a superstate of multiple ambiguities, or an Eigenbuity.

Q: "What is your most useless skill?"
A: "Kindness."

That's either the most earnest or the most malevolent thing I have ever heard, it could go any way, like some kind of "quantum entendre."

by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022

Quantum

An extremely skilled mobile player of any game, specifically on iPad.

That guy is so cracked on PUBG Mobile, he's being an absolute Quantum right now!

by foxcannon October 31, 2021

Quantum Enbanglement

When you have sex with an identical twin and see their twin for the first time

I was having sex with Chloe and then met her sister Zoe later that night. I experienced a feeling of quantum enbanglement after looking her up and down.

by TLC1234 September 27, 2021

quantum thought

Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.

Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.

Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.

"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"

"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."

by KayVonPaul June 3, 2021