Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

Zero Knowledge Proof

Doing something that proves that you have zero knowledge.

"That guy just told me he believes $BTC is going to the moon".

"Bruh! $BTC is going to zero. He just showed you he's an idiot. That's what you call a zero knowledge proof."

by fooledbyrandomness69 December 4, 2023

Proof

You do the work for me if I stab somebody...

Hym "So I don't really need any proof... In theory."

by Hym Iam August 1, 2023

Pinoy-proof

Pinoy-proof: Any product, service, situation or process that fixes the loopholes that Filipinos usually tend to exploit to the chagrin of most people.

Our compliance department had to Pinoy-proof our process because some Filipinos booked multiple slots in the consultation calendar which took away slots from other people who also needed consultation slots, not to mention that they also wasted the unused slots.

by anonymous August 29, 2023

full proof

Completely and fully proof to any and all harms.

'This plan is quite frankly, full proof'

by aeseir November 12, 2022

Idiot Proof

adj. - A task made so simple any idiot should be able to complete sucessfully.
v. - To remove any thought or doubt from a task so that any idiot can complete the task sucessfully.
n. - The evidence that a person is an idiot for relying on an idiot to perform a task that needs to be "idiot proof."

We need to measure and mark everything for the subcontractor I'll be paying money to build this tomorrow. Make it idiot proof for them.

by Miss Management September 15, 2022

Eye Proof

When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.

Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.

Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.

Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.

by trashtalkasias March 16, 2022