by Simp for caydon May 9, 2021
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Get the Philip mug.A really awesome and sexy dude that gets blamed for a bunch of bullshit and has a bunch of allegations put onto him because of his drunken antics. For example, the drunken/maybe high white power incident and nazi salute, that he did cuz he was pissed. He also gets blamed for his late best buddy, Dimebag Darrell’s, death on December 8th, 2004. The two had some tension at the time and Dime was killed on stage by a dipshit psycho, sadly enough.
Ignorant pisshead: URGHHH!! I HATE PHILIP H. ANSELMO CUZ HE’S A NAZI AND A RACIST!
me(sigma phil anselmo fan): bro you don’t even know the guy, you only saw that fuckass video in 2016 of him doing the white power stuff but you don’t even know he was drunk, probably overwhelmed, and pissed at the time. shut the fuck up💔
me(sigma phil anselmo fan): bro you don’t even know the guy, you only saw that fuckass video in 2016 of him doing the white power stuff but you don’t even know he was drunk, probably overwhelmed, and pissed at the time. shut the fuck up💔
by flame01 June 16, 2025
Get the Philip H. Anselmo mug.A stupid cuck that is ment to be a male stripper, most Philip is the type of that sucks dick every day for breakfest name that walks into a room already apologizing for existing. Like bro, your name literally means “horse lover”—were your parents hoping you’d grow up neighing at people? Every time someone says “Philip,” I can’t help but imagine some dude in khaki shorts, tucked-in polo, and socks pulled up to his knees, lecturing kids about the importance of coasters. It’s a name that thinks it’s classy but just screams “discount prince who got exiled from the royal family.” Honestly, Philip sounds like the kind of guy who laughs at his own jokes before anyone else does, and then asks if you’ve heard about his coin collection. Lmao, imagine being named Philip—you already lost the moment you were born.
by m14x_ September 3, 2025
Get the Philip mug.The TiVo that sits in a basement that just won’t die. It has been flooded before and powers up every time. Has two loud 30GB hard drives to record.
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Get the Philip mug.He is also known as Local Ambani. He is such an idiot and good for nothing. None of the girls like him and he is hated by almost all girls. He can be called by another name and that is - " kaattu myran".
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