moss + faye

the best couple possibly ever!!! moss loves faye very much and faye loves moss !! they will work out well together and life will be good

" moss + faye? oh yeah. they are the perfect couple."

by mosslovesfaye April 13, 2023

moss + faye

moss and faye are the best couple, they love each other very much. and moss loves faye the most.

"moss + faye? oh yeah they're a perfect couple."

by mosslovesfaye April 13, 2023

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by anonymous November 17, 2020

moss

a woman with absolutely giant tiddies. like huge shronkaroos. massive jublies. incredible honkers.

"i want to sleep on moss's tiddies"
"yeah me too"

by Jakran November 27, 2020

turn moss

Where all the local high schoolers go to get pissed and high as fuck. Motive central. You often find the sketfords, vegans, or runners here with a bottle of vodka and smoking some week.

I’ll see you on turn moss Friday night

by Sammy boss December 28, 2020

Moss

A type of friend who is attracted to men, sports and consuming unhealthy food. If this friend is indeed a man it does not make them gay. They just enjoy the company and personality of men.

Lets go out. We cant moss has no will to go out. He just wants to hang with the guys and chill.

by BigGDiddy December 29, 2020