Micro-Oven

An object in which a land shark sits upon

Justins’s Land shark sat on the micro-oven

by ❌🧢 February 7, 2019

usb to micro usb

when a man with a large dick ass fucks a man with a smaller dick while he fucks the first man's wife because his dick cant fit inside her

Guy 1: How does shaquille o neal fuck his wife?
Guy 2: usb to micro usb

by mathblu June 3, 2018

micro minivan

Fagmobile

Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!

by Pseudo69nym June 5, 2018

micro venue

A very small venue. Too small for regular ceremonies. Commonly for people who want to hide the fact that they have no friends.

Lonely Johnny's wedding looked packed at the micro venue!

by Coca cola 22222222 July 27, 2019

micro-bull

Characterizing a person who is not in favor of rising prices, but not overly confident. Similar to bullish but to a lesser degree, and most often used in relation to events.

Matt: 'Do you guys have a lean for the number?'
Matt: 'We do, we are leaning bullish!'
Matt: 'A okay, I'm a micro- bull this week'
Matt: 'A micro-bull?'
Matt: 'You know, like a calf'

by TheRealBee November 14, 2019

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

Micro kill

A micro kill is when you murder someone and they are not well known enough to have made a difference. Often used to talk about killings of loners

Bro, if I kill her it doesn't matter, it's a micro kill she legiterally has no impact

by Angelica Loe May 18, 2018