Meg

"Meg" is a derogatory word & also the name for the worst character in Family Guy, & the worst of all shows ever made. First of all, she is cringey & also ugly. Worst of all, she hates PETER GRIFFIN! Like, BRUH. She has also been involved in many crimes & she paid the US government to keep her off of the FBI's Most Wanted list. She is such a horrible creature & she has no remorse for existing. She has violated every law, religion, policy, guideline, ToS, & order every given to her. Like, holy CRAP man.

Man A: Aw man, I hate Meg.
Man B: Dude, why?
Man A: Uh, are you stupid? SHE IS CRINGE!!
Man B: Ew, gross...

by xXx_familyguylover69420_xXx June 4, 2021

Meg rental

When you get in the wrong rental car, drive it away, and keep it for a week, resulting in the rental company reporting the car stolen.

Did you get an upgrade, or is this a Meg rental?

by Tweedle Dee September 17, 2012

Meg

(slang) A Meg is a small image shown on older computer systems during start up. They were called megs due to the fact that they were relatively one megabyte in size.

"has it loaded past the Meg yet? Or do we need to restart"

by iizcomputer August 29, 2017

Megativity

When one acts such as Meg Lebaugh.

Lying phsycoticly
Being a crazy bitch
Saying you have Lung cancer when you don't

I don't have to deal with your megativity

by Dolanzz August 30, 2017

Meg

To fuck someone and and then do their laundry afterward

Homegirl came over and megged me it was tight.

by Skatchface August 17, 2018

Meg Minute

An indeterminate amount of time; often exacerbated by lack of sleep, hanger, previous engagements, late night showers and naps. The opposite of the new york minute.

Josh: It’s 11 pm already! Where is she, pal?
Stu: Oh you know her! She’ll be here in a Meg Minute!

by Boss Hog 1234 June 2, 2018

one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg

Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023