Jonah Ranz

Jonah Ranz, also known as Jon ranch is a well-known content creator and famous tik toker with a whopping 14.5k follower base. With outlandish content every day, some people wonder when some of his videos start to cross the line. For example, he was recently seen running around publicly, naked in his underwear and laughing ballistically. He is most well known for his "Why I quit surfing" videos on Tiktok that earned him over 1 million views on the video. He also claims that he is a girls lover, posting many videos and pictures of girls that were "playing with his heart" His fan base stays excited for his big yearly Halloween productions that have his best editing and acting. Even though his followers seem to adore him, there seems to be a different story with his fellow colleagues at middle school. He has spoken and rapped about many times how he has created a "bad reputation" for himself throughout these tough years. One of the most outrageous acts he did was stealing the trash can from the janitor and running around the school vicinity crazily.

yoooo Jonah Ranz whats up! or YOOOO JON RANCH

by user 294850292 June 12, 2021

Jonah

A Neo - Nazi , Sexual Harraser , Sex Offender , Terrorist , IRA Member they Turn up to
Yearly Nazi Riots Near berlin

"Look At his Moustache hes Defintley a jonah!"

by Adolf "Senora hitler" June 24, 2021

Jonah's touch

Turning something into nothing
Antonym: Midas touch (turning nothing into something)
Synonyms: Inverted Midas, Inverse Midas, invert Midas, Sadim touch, reverse Midas, reverted Midas, revert Midas

Origins: from Biblical story of Jonah, when Jonah makes the ship nearly drowning until Jonah thrown away to the sea

1. Leftism is like the Jonah's touch, because Leftism destroys everything it touches

- Dennis Prager

2. Amy has a Jonah's touch, because when she's involved in her own bakery, her bakery has negative reviews and then going bankrupt

by Sir. B July 1, 2021

Uncle Jonah's Chargrill

When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'

Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia

Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!

by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012

jonah perez

Jonah Perez Is a person who you can hang with and laugh. He doesn't like to be messed with. He always has a smile on his face and has the nicest hair.

Man I wish I can be a Jonah Perez

by J.perez_24 July 18, 2017

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

Jonah Wolf

ben archacki, getting cheating on, playing lefou. what will jonah do next? ill tell you what. marry a jewish girl. girl girlfriend is the jewish bomb . He steals french fries and doesnt say i love you back. Meet Jonah Wolf

Hey Jonah Wolf! Did you rip your pants again?

by sophie6969 May 30, 2018