gene

known for being.. nice, kind, funny, hilarious!, cute, hot, handsome, silly, not the brightest in the bin...

but besides all these words, gene is more than some complements or neek remarks..gene is a substantial person of soletude.

"who do you think is the gayest person in our grade?"

"oh for sure gene"

by s0ftie272 September 11, 2021

true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities

Girl one: do you see that cute guy over there? I think he’s Mormon.
Girl two: yeah but he can’t seem to keep his apartment clean.
Girl one: talk about true religion genes.

by Ingredients September 20, 2021

Comeback Gene

A phrase depicting a person who's ability to comeback from a major setback.

Person 1: Wow you were at your last stock at 60% and you reverse 3 stocked your opponent twice winning the set

Person 2: what can I say, I have the comeback gene.

by Zaytor June 29, 2021

equine genes

hung like a donkey

he had a face like a blind cobblers thumb but something impressed her, maybe he had equine genes

by Soulwalrus July 9, 2021

gene

The ultimate sexy dad. His penis is larger than the world. Every woman loves him. He is the father to all his sons. He has so many sons he can’t count them. Everyone loves fucking gene. Your bestfriend is gene, hell ur dad is probably gene too.

Gene is your father.
I want to have sex with gene.

by Knowledge Daddy June 7, 2023

Regression to the Gene

"Regression to the Gene" is the uncanny and often hilarious phenomenon where, despite one's valiant efforts, countless self-help books, and even the occasional life-changing seminar, an individual's behavior, quirks, and even sneeze patterns inevitably circle back to mirror those of their family tree. It's as if your DNA has a sense of humor, ensuring that no matter how hard you try to reinvent yourself, you'll find yourself laughing like your dad at bad jokes, hoarding condiments like your mom, or even adopting grandpa's infamous eyebrow wiggle during serious conversations. This cosmic joke of nature proves that you can take the person out of the family, but you can't take the family out of the person. So next time you catch yourself saying, "I'll never be like my parents!" remember, regression to the gene waits for no one, ready to remind you that family traits stick closer than that one sock you can't seem to get rid of.

"After years of yoga and meditation to calm his fiery temper, John exploded over a spilled coffee, proving once again the inescapable pull of regression to the gene. He laughed it off, saying, 'Well, looks like I'm truly my father's son!'"

by anuragbas February 5, 2024

Gene

Gene is a sweet and kind individual and likes to eat food alot he also gets angry when somebody gets angry at him he is short and nice he would probably get you stuff that you ask for if you are his friend but sometimes he really fucks up he is like really fuckin short probably about 4'3 in middle school he also fails school but could probably somehow suceed if he wasnt writing this story write now man im fucking short

Gene is short as fuck he's like the size of half a dwarf and midget he's smart but fails a lot of shit

by ǝuǝפ October 24, 2023