Emergency Food

See Paimon and Chopper

Paimon is emergency food

by Blueberie January 4, 2024

emergency

To make a big deal out of something not so serious.

“Omg Jessica is being such an emergency just because she got finger prints on her fridge”

by lettuce muncher April 11, 2023

lifestyle emergency

an unforeseen combination of financial circumstances or the resulting state that calls for immediate action so that one's lifestyle or way of living isn't impacted in a negative fashion by a decrease in disposable income

My financial advisor needs to work harder so that I don't have a lifestyle emergency.

by spearl April 12, 2023

emergency

what you text your bff when either

a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic

bff #1: OMG EMERGENCY
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie

by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 5, 2021

Emergency Dolphin

Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.

I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries

by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022

emergency response guidebook

A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.

Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook

by That weird guy across the stre May 11, 2022

early emerging artist

1. A foetal stage artist in the womb of their emerging career.

2. A suppressive term that allows youth to eliminate the outdated term equally implied ageist term "emerging artist".

3. Doesn't apply to men.

nah forget her, she's not emerging. oh wait she is, but she's not young enough to be early emerging artist. he is though.

by absoluteexpert69 December 7, 2021