Schrodinger's Dumbass

Someone who is simultaneously extremely intelligent half the time but a complete dumbass the other half of the time, making it impossible to tell if they're a fucking idiot or a human supercomputer.

Person: Jesus how did Gordona piss off those nerds? I thought he was one of them!

Person 2: He's Schrodinger's dumbass dude.

by gordona22 June 4, 2021

Dumbass Nigga

Someone who says some dumb ass shit when they’re high

“After Smoking”
Guys what’s my name?!?!
Shut the fucc up Mariah you dumbass nigga!

by POL Duke August 29, 2019

Dumbass bitch

My cat

My cat is a dumbass bitch. I should know, I live with him.

by YeetoCheeto_01 May 5, 2019

Dumbass Bitch

You

Dumbass bitch

by Urmumgayandshehasapenis.com December 10, 2019

illiterate dumbass

Someone that’s has no proper grammar or spelling, but flaunts the lack of knowledge in a cute way.

“Oh my god you illiterate dumbass”

by Jade Felicity June 12, 2020

Chronic dumbass

Someone who does stupid things to himself on purpose.

Jamie just pissed his pants on purpose again, what a chronic dumbass.

by Fezik1234 October 14, 2011

Dumbass Beaner

A stupid ass taco muncher who stinks 24/7 and never showers unless you bribe him with nachos.

Hobby is crossing the border and having taco-offs, seeing who can munch up the most tacos in 10 minutes.

They usually enjoy giving artichoke and hang around the spot aka Chipotle.

That mexican over there is a dumbass beaner

by liltacomuncher September 26, 2023