coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.

Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.

by yung-megafone February 27, 2025

Crayon Eater

A Destiny 2 Titan.

Titans are crayon eaters.

by just another crayon muncher July 10, 2023

Crayon

A delicious snack used by the kindest humans on earth (children) and the scariest people on earth (the marines). Sometimes used for coloring, but colored pencils are better for coloring (not eating).

Bob: “Are you hungry?”
Tom: “Yes.”
Bob: “Pick which crayon flavor you want.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

Pink Crayon

A bright, lovely and cute crayon you can find in Crayola crayon boxes that's used for colouring, mainly for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for your characters.

I love my pink crayon. I found it in a Crayola crayon box I got for my birthday. It's my favourite colour, it's bright, lovely, cute, and it's perfect for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for my characters.

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 February 27, 2024

big fat crayon

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.

That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!

by KrisGriffin July 13, 2022

Mama Crayon

Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.

Mama Crayon visited my room last night, All hail MAMA CRAYON

by Vedava July 31, 2022

crayon buchser

crayon is sweet. she has many people who care about her. she is always there for someone and will always have your back. if crayon is your friend you don’t need to worry about her being toxic, or picking fights with you. crayon is very empathetic as well, and good with kids. sometimes crayons friends get on her nerves, but thats ok because she knows that if her friends don’t treat her right, theyre not worth her time! crayon is wonderful and uplifting. find yourself a crayon!

p1: hey have you met crayon buchser yet?
p2: no, are they nice?
p1: yea crayon is the best person i know!

by hippie6629 June 14, 2022