Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls

I dont like Calvins

by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023

Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream

I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me

by Handleball229 September 28, 2023

Calvin

Calvin is an under rated Savage do not sleep on this fellow in battle he has been through enough in his young life he is ready for a zombie apocalypse or any caticlysmic world phenomenon catastrophy or anything and he is very smart and good with conversation and women

Bro Calvin your ready for the world

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth October 23, 2019

Calvin

the best fucking person ever. pulls chicks all night. doesn’t give a fuck

girl: what’s your name
calvin: my names calvin
girl: ooo can i get in bed with you

by johnathanhasabigdona October 30, 2019

pulling a calvin

to be threatening, to threaten someone as a joke.

"not you pulling a calvin haha i’m so scared!!"

by reggietwitter December 3, 2020

Calvin

Calvin is a calvina nice but very strict person who always wants to be knowledgeable

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Calvin is so dumb and knows noothing in his life

by Allamn December 5, 2020