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Calvin

His hands are small, just like his....
"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"
by emilydikinson January 12, 2024
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Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly
Ew is that Calvin?
by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024
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Calvin Koonter

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter
by anonymous January 30, 2024
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Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.
John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat
by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023
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Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls
by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023
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Calvin

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!
by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022
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Calvin

a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore
I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys
by Gaysexhaver69 December 23, 2022
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