Singing Cactus

It's a toy that repeats after you, like Talking Tom, but a real-life cactus that also dances.

Person 1: Where did you buy that singing cactus?
Person 2: The store, of course!
Singing Cactus: The store, of course!

by Flanfair August 27, 2023

Cactus Highschool

a bitch ass place where mfs are deadass crowded an stuff and 2 much ppl like doing dum shit and crackheads at the school n stuff

aye bruh, ima do crack, wanna go to "Cactus Highschool"

by ong im deadass February 22, 2021

Soggy Cactus

After sexual intercourse, the penis turns flaccid and is often coated in bodily fluids, looking like a soggy cactus.

"I can't fuck you babe, I've got a a soggy cactus"

by Ceita May 2, 2022

Cactus Lips

The unshaved stubble on the female labia.

My husband said he wouldn't go down on me, he didn't want to burn his face on my cactus lips.

by InAprosecco February 12, 2022

Bitch Cactus

Bitch Cactus; one that is often bitchy or a prick. Can be used for both male or females.

Jess: "Em pass me my juice"

Emma: "No, Fuck you"

Jess: " Stop being such a bitch Cactus and do it!"

by jacquelineKHS May 30, 2011

Cactus Vibes

Any situation that presents a negative or unwanted vibe

Chad: Hey Emily how do you feel about getting dinner tonight

Emily : Fuck off

Chad : Wow your really giving off some cactus vibes

by CACTUSVIBES May 12, 2018

pink cactus

A vagina that has been unshaven for no more than one week so that the hair growth is stubbly and razor sharp to the touch of a man's penis, thus resembling the spiny cactus leaf. Cacti, like the woman's vagina, can be found in a variety of shapes and sizes.

1.) If she isn't sporting a pink cactus tonight I may just lose my shit.

2.) I told my girlfriend who advocates clean-shaven vaginas that if she does not endorse the use of pink cacti then I will have nothing to do with her ever again.

3.) I love fucking pink cacti. It's nice when it's dark and you're in a hurry.

by Yesh. Son of Eduardo. May 16, 2012