blitzed

getting sick from something you ate

ts bacon sandwich absolutely blitzed me up vro

by ichibuns October 1, 2025

blitz

When a character in a fictional story moves faster than the other character and instantly wins the fight before it begins.

"Character A blitzes Character B using their superior speed."

by Stalk Darren January 6, 2026

Get blitzed

Almost the same as get lit but referencing being drunk. (Let’s get lit) (let’s get blitzed) blitzed is being really drunk while having a great time. (Not to the extent of blacking out) But a really good drunk.

“Bro my dads at the strip club getting blitzed this is to funny”
“Let’s go get blitzed and shoot on some baddies”

by Himothysnickett July 26, 2024

Blitzing

The act of hitting nicotine and THC at the same time or using both drugs together constantly

I miss blitzing, I wanna blitz but I only have nic

by InsideScoop August 2, 2024

Blitzing

The act of hitting nic and THC at the same time or using both drugs together constantly

I miss blitzing, I wanna blitz but I only have nic

by InsideScoop August 2, 2024

Blitz

To apply pressure to a person you are attracted to. Florida term

John: Yo she look mad good
Joe: You finna blitz?
John: Yeah I’m finna blitz the fuck out of that

by Okcfan7 May 11, 2025

Blitz Duels

blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids

#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist

GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.

Long Live 3fi

*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"

by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022