beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math

by fuckstick murphy November 1, 2011

Zepping the Beer

To leave a small amount of beer (quarter sip at most) at the bottom of a bottle.

The bottom quarter sip of beer is mostly backspit and watered down, flat beer.....the least enjoyable sip of your beer. Zep the Beer and get a new one!

Why doesn't he just finish his beer, instead of Zepping the Beer?

by Juliusaeneas November 7, 2011

Zoom Beers

The act of grabbing beers with your friends in 2020 when everyone is in lockdown due to Coronavirus Covid 19.

Fella's, been a while! Free for some Zoom Beers tonight? Let's drink some cold ones together and catch up.

by ZFS900 March 12, 2020

beer ticket

A United States hundred-dollar bill. The term was popularized by TV show character Jim from the show Mission Hill.

(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."

by Narcoleptic P. April 3, 2009

beer leech

Someone who never buys around or beer, or even his own beer

John is such a beer leech, he has never brought a drink in his life, although he is generous with his bird, we all have had her

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

beer belly

a huge gut obtained from drinking massive quantities of beer

Look at all the old guys with their beer bellies hanging out of their tye dye shirts and leather jackets. I love them

by beer belly September 7, 2003

Beer coat

the non-existent jacket that keeps you warm while walking home drunk in a t-shirt at 2am

is your 'beer coat' keepin you warm?

by jeska September 7, 2003