A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
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I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.
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