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Convenient Autistic Cousin

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.

Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.

Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"
by RockCat89 April 9, 2024
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Dirty autistic

When you use a can of chili as lubricant while banging an autistic midget.
Dude, you totally forgot to bring the shredded cheese when i Dirty Autisticked that chick last night.
by Blaster jjj February 12, 2024
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autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.
The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.
by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024
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autistic pussy slayer

people with autism slay the most pussy out here
omg have you seen the big o he's such a autistic pussy slayer
by Archie2353 March 17, 2024
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Autistic shuffle

Andrue is a autistic shuffle fanatic!
by The lexi March 21, 2024
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Autist

A person who holds a dislike of or prejudice against people with autism.
I will not be an autist, even if I am forced to.
by CrimeBaby June 18, 2022
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Autistic pet human

Typically a special needs person that looks adorable with the innocent eyes of a reptile or household pet. This is slang used by younger teens, and is considered offensive most often.
"Dude dylan is an autistic pet human."
by Superslicer January 29, 2026
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