security engineer

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also: Wizard, Archmage

'Wow, he just fixed that problem in a heartbeat. Is he a wizard?'
"No, he's our security engineer."

by krispey1989 January 25, 2018

secure the bag

A sentence used when talking about a deal involving an unknown, but probably high amount of money. Used most commonly in music when a specific artist is featured on somebody else's song, or in entertainment in regards to sponsorships and advertisements. "secure" becomes "secured" in the past tense

"I wish 21 Savage wasn't on that DJ Khaled song, but hey, he had to secure the bag."

"Dude, I got an e-mail asking me to do a Raid: Shadow Legends ad a few weeks ago."
- "Did you do it?"
- "Damn right! I secured the bag, y'know?"

by L_? March 10, 2020

Nonce Security

Pedo security guards from third party companies who get jobs in student accommodations in order to watch the students and be general perverts, even going so far as to raping drunk students Leeds Beckett university recently had a case of a girl being raped by a security guard after being taken away for being 'Too drunk.'

"Did you go to the pres at Liv's accom?"
"Yeah, it took a while to get in though cause i kept getting harassed by nonce security."

by Juzst November 8, 2020

Secure Waiting Space

Originally opened as a "waiting space" for homeless men, the Secure Waiting Space is a Hennepin County funded overflow shelter operated by Catholic Charities. It is located at 1000 Currie Avenue North, Minneapolis, MN 55403.

It houses around 150-200 men a night. The first floor of the shelter consists of thin mats on a floor, and the second floor is called Pay-for-Stay. Beds are around $4.00 a night, and men must be sober to stay on the second floor.

Shelter workers and case managers refer to Secure Waiting Space as "1000 Currie" or "Secure Waiting," but homeless people almost always call it tramp camp.

Where is Secure Waiting Space? Are you talking about tramp camp? Oh yah, now I know what you mean.

by burdgirl March 1, 2011

Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011

F-Secure Time

The offset from actual time that F-Secure runs at.

F-Secure just told me it removed a virus 3 days ago. I guess F-Secure time is -3 day now.

by Bongilante October 30, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011