wrinkly starfish

(n) A vuglar and discreet way to refer to one's anus, generally in a negative context.

Sam: Please stop swearing. There are children present.

Herschel: Bite my wrinkly starfish.

by toddwagonwheel November 27, 2016

Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.

As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.

by David...W January 11, 2017

Sparklin Starfish

When you apply glitter to someone's butthole then kick it off.

Damn, did you see that video of him giving her the sparklin starfish at that shady motel? That shit was so ratchet

by wattie green July 19, 2017

Ima starfish

You have enough dick for all these ho's

Jack: how much ho's in this bar
Ethan: idk but ima starfish

by Yung mastemo July 1, 2018

Custard starfish

When a male ejaculates on an asshole

I pulled out gave her a custard starfish

by w( . Y . )dy May 17, 2018

Starfish kiss

When two people touch their b-holes together.

John wanted to starfish kiss Jane

by Sank the tank August 4, 2019

broke starfish

A woman who brings nothing to the table and expects to be treated like a queen. No job, lazy sex. A drain on a good man.

I could have been CEO by now, if I hadn’t wasted so much time with that broke starfish.

by Saahmei November 15, 2020