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Sloppy Slapping

A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.
I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.

I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Sloppy Josh

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.
P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!
by Wait_on_Red May 4, 2021
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Sloppy Gambling

Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.

Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk
Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!

Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!

Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.
by Jew_Bagel November 30, 2011
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The Sloppy Sugarman

When your fuckin your english teacher from behind and right before you ejaculate inside of her, you yell "I am BEOWULF" and then smack her in the face with ur vocab book.
"Damn, last night my student did The Sloppy Sugarman to me...He's definetly passing my class now. It was the wildest thing Ive done."
by Rick Jamesson September 15, 2011
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Sloppy Jacuzzi

when your girlfriend or significant other let’s you cum into their mouth, afterwards they start gargling the cum with their mouth open and head tilted back, then you proceed to dip your balls into their gargling maw of cum.
man i’ll tell you, Mrs. Peterson gave me the best sloppy jacuzzi after class.
by Pyro slavetype July 10, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A southern blowjob. When someone puts a dip in and sucks your penis.
Gary: Hey, did you hear what happened last night? I got a sloppy dallas from jessica.
Dave: Did it burn?
Gary: Nah, but it did leave strands of dip on my pecker.
by AJ Howl October 15, 2020
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sloppy dallas

A sloppy Dallas is when a female puts some dip in her mouth then proceeds to give a blowjob to the male's penis

(or girls' vagina).
person 1:Hey babe you want to give me a sloppy Dallas.

person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.

person 1: Yes
by SaNTi_78 October 15, 2020
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