Nugget Roast

A unique take on the traditional spit roast where a female amputee, missing both arms and legs, engages in sexual intercourse with two males. One male enters the mouth while the other enters the twat, thus suspending the female between the two like a stuffed pig. The males then proceed to slowly rotate the female as if she was cooking over an open fire.

Al: Hey Finlay, me and Wollman totally nugget roasted that amputee last night.

by Pink sock lollipop November 8, 2018

Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.

Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.

by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018

Crown Roast

When a group of 6 or more get naked and do handstands in the pool, in a circle, to mimic a crown roast beef.

“Let’s go skinny dipping and then form a crown roast!”

by Buffalo Parker April 17, 2020

Poising the roast

A male mistress throwing a fit when his woman is late coming home and he has to eat dinner alone. Can pout or go to extreme measures for attention.

"Keep this up and I might have to start poising the roast"

by bear and kitten October 11, 2020

Roasted and Ghosted

When someone roasts you and then never replies back afterwards.

Travis: "What did he say after he called out your hairline?"
Rich: "Idk bruh, I got roasted and ghosted."

by relentlessbukkake May 11, 2018

roast a pumpkin

When you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender.

Dude 1 "Hey bro! How about you go roast a pumpkin for dinner!?"
Dude 2 "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dude 1 " It's when you place pumpkin in to an oven at 200 degrees (390 F) for approximately 40 minutes or until golden brown and tender."
Dude 2 "Oh, right."

by Timberino May 19, 2016

Roasted Marshmallow

Before intercourse the man sets his pubes on fire and quickly puts it out with whipped cream, while the partner licks it

James: Dude, I got way too kinky with my girlfriend last night
Tony: Did you guys do the Roasted Marshmallow?
James: Hell yeah

by Bigger fatty January 29, 2018