Proper Dodgy

Used to describe something, generally a person, who is suspicious or weird. If a proper dodgy person approaches you, you should run. They will come after you.

That man in the van outside looks proper dodgy...

by spaghettimanthemeteor March 29, 2020

proper fucking

To have every orifice filled sexually.

Morgan said give me a proper Fucking.

by Charity0219 March 22, 2020

Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.

That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.

by Vemtrex September 10, 2020

proper bong etiquette

PBE- Noun-The courtesy often given back & forth or expected between comrades whilst smoking marijuana or any orher than pink or purAlso, the process of clearing out the stale, leftover smoke that lingers in the chamber.

"Hey man, you hear about the LIT! party that's going on tonight? Last time no one thought PBE was a real thing!

The proper bong etiquette is crucial in a group session of smoking....

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 24, 2023

Proper clencher

When something is so scary that you clench your arsehole. Or when you take a scary fall while climbing

Oh shit that was a proper clencher

by Mccupoftea February 4, 2023

Kevin proper

Kevin proper is properly Kevin.

Kevin proper is quite proper.

by KevinProper October 13, 2023

Proper Fuckall

Pretending to complete absolutely fuckall,

Gem-Why aren’t the dishes washed?
Mike-I was too busy doing proper fuckall

by LordGodful October 17, 2023