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If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.
The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.
Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.
Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.
Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.
To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.
By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.
If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.
Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.
The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.
Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.
Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.
Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.
To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.
By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.
If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.
Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
Person 1-"You pulled off the Mexican Olympics!"
Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."
Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."
Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."
Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."
Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."
Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."
Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
Get the Mexican Olympics mug.This place is so boring. A few fights break out every month. 8th grade lunch is practically breakfast. In 6th grade they barely give you anything. Then, in 7th it hits you like a truck. 7th graders are basically starving by lunch, Math isn't so bad. Some kids at the school just don't know when to stop because there are to consequences for bad behavior. Many of the kids make disgusting jokes. There is bird poop or gum everywhere in the courtyard. The locks for P.E & Band are terrible, they unlock with a little tug. They don't have CHOCOLATE MILK AT LUNCH! The lockers are absolutely useless. Who is going to walk back to building A just to get their stuff? but, the band 7th and 8th grade teacher is absolutely amazing.
If you work at OVMS this is a suggestion; if you can, make something where the student will feel the need to think " I probably shouldn't do this because...". As a student at OVMS I know how well this referral system is working, and I'm sorry, but it's not.
If you work at OVMS this is a suggestion; if you can, make something where the student will feel the need to think " I probably shouldn't do this because...". As a student at OVMS I know how well this referral system is working, and I'm sorry, but it's not.
by Mr AD37 November 8, 2023
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“O” gathered all her wealthy gal pals together to eat cake and talk Ozempic Olympics 90 mph to work calories of cake off after…as if!
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