nico

typical middle-aged afrikaans male that struggles to make a potjiekos, will often reach out for help from English speaking men or males from other cultures to seek guidance on how to perfect this dish.

This pojtie is so bad I swear Nico made it.

by kookkos206 May 23, 2023

Nico

The definition of a legend

Arin- that nico is a legend.

by atethatup June 6, 2023

Nico Nut

A sex maneuver where an obese man un-consensually ejaculates into a woman’s ear.

My friend Wallace just performed the Nico Nut on his whale of a girlfriend!

by _Hrob_ March 9, 2023

Nico

A boy with an ego bigger than his dick.

Girl 1: "Nico has no balls"
Girl 2: "No shit, he looks like Sid the fucking sloth"
Girl 1: "why is his ego so big when he looks like a round triangle"
Girl 2: "No idea"

by ihatepeoplewithaburningpassion January 30, 2023

Cash and nico

The two little shits of minecraft youtube that have 999999999 clones and make some questionable thumbnails on videos directed to kids, yes, KIDS!

Person 1: do you know who cash and nico is?
Person 2: yes, fucking mistakes

by Freakingperson December 23, 2023

Nico

Someone not physically able to lie.

A: You sure he ain't lying?
B: Bro, he's a Nico.

by nimmersatt January 19, 2024

Nico

Nico is a hockey player who loves the za. Nico can’t live without the za because he lives the life of the za

Yo your such a nico

by John bider January 23, 2024