desperation mode

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

by Lolarobot January 7, 2017

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book mode

When someone goes book, or book mode, they have messed up. They were unintelligent , made a petty mistake, or were oblivious to something obvious. Being book is nothing to be proud of, so now it has been made into a meme

Damn, I just tripped over my own shoelace; I've gone full book mode

by Consideryourselfshanked October 22, 2019

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