Milkshake Marine

A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.

Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...

See : Douchebag, Show Pony.

by HIV69 November 14, 2012

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Denver milkshake

When you hack a phlegm wad into your mouth and then swallow it down.

“Did you just swallow a Denver milkshake, dude!?”

by Middleagemoldystones May 26, 2023

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Alabama Milkshake

Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.

Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!

by BoggleDog April 5, 2023

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Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.

Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.

by Stompy5 December 6, 2018

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Tomato milkshake

When you creampie someone on their period.

Gave my girlfriend a tomato milkshake last night.

by Penaldman July 7, 2017

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milkshake gatekeeper

One who is compelled to take a stand against trivial matters and air their frustrations—usually pertaining to fastfood—on Facebook

“Dear Steak n Shake, if I come through the drive through and you tell me I can’t have a milkshake because your machine is down, you’re not allowed to have ‘Shake’ in the name of your restaurant!”

—Tim’s Facebook status, 1:37am

Tim is being a milkshake gatekeeper

by Tims friend March 5, 2019

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