math

A person's phone number. Apparently, if you're walking around the streets of Chicago, this is an appropriate definition.

"Hey baby, baby, psssst...psssst...yo ma', ma'...lemme get yo' math."

by Arelle Arghee January 12, 2009

math

Math means Mental Abuse To Humans.

Math is mental abuse to humans. Didn't I already mention this?!

by StarcookiePusheen January 9, 2017

maths

What people who failed english think the plural of math is

Guy 1: I have to take 4 maths classes in high school
Guy 2: and retake english...

by Jtgamerguy December 4, 2010

math

the fricking coolest subject in the universe!

mo: i'm bored *sigh*
jo: math?
mo: heck, yes!

by kathleen March 7, 2005

math

Math is five (5).

If you are playing a game, and your team is down 4 - 0, then you need 5 goals / points / scores in order to secure victory with the smallest margin of victory. This is assuming that the other team does not score any additional goals / points / scores.

If you score more than 5 or less than 5, it is not math - because it is incorrect.

by tTmarco April 29, 2011

math

M.A.T.H.
Mental Abuse To Humans

Everyday in school, I'm tortured by my 6th period teacher with M.A.T.H. I hate math...

by Rack™ September 2, 2014

math

Math is mental abuse to humans. When are we going to use it in the future. Um. Probably never.

Math is a reason why I hate myself

by Im_weird September 22, 2014