Demetri Martin

Person

Oh Demetri Martin? Yeah, he is a person.

by Also a person December 2, 2011

Brother Martin

Come Juul in the bathroom with me!

Hey! You wanna be brother martin gay or Jesuit gay?!?!

by Vapping Scooby Doo May 28, 2018

Martin Goodman

A absolute nob of a father, always says "SHIT ON IT" and is obsessed with physics

Martin Goodman is a shitting clot

by Relaity May 6, 2020

Martin St.Louis

A short man on the Tampa Bay Lightning who is amazing at hockey, but awkwardly looks like Frodo, and is around the same height. Aside from that funny fact, he is one of the best players in hockey right now.

LOTR Nerd: Hey everyone look its FRODO!

Martin St.Louis: I hate my summer job.

by HockeyTy June 30, 2008

A Ricky Martin

A Ricky Martin is a situation obvious to everyone except the person in question.

I can't believe he didn't know he was going to get fired, that's a Ricky Martin.

by goinghome04 October 21, 2010

Martin Ford

A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass

Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.

by tklol December 15, 2008

Pullin' a Martin

snow shoveling

It's going to snow tonight, but I'm not going to shovel it since it's going to be warm later this week. I'll be pullin' a Martin

by nepats May 27, 2018