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Manchester Bumming

This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": *Manchester Bumming* is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication.
Person1: The other day I accidently Manchester Bummed my wife.. So embarrassing
Person2: The hell does that mean
Person1: This is the definition of the word "Manchester Bumming": It is the act of thrusting a fully erect schlong (alternate word for "dick") up your partner's backdoor (alternate term for "asshole") without prior notice or any means of lubrication. Duh.. How come you haven't heard this before??
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Manchester City

The side of Manchester with no morals because they have a shit ton of money which they use to commit lots of FFP charges and buy their way to trophies. The Premier League doesn't do shit about it because man city bribe them to do nothing about it
guy: Manchester City won the ucl
other guy: OH FUCK IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
by Kasprin May 3, 2024
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Manchester United

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Manchester United

An English football club that plays in the English Premier League. They were once the best team in England and also once one of the best teams in Europe. Nowadays they are a shadow of its former shelf and an absolute laughing stock due to the club being run more as a business by the Glazers rather than a football club.
Manchester United may take decades to rise as an elite team again.
by Narrow Lines June 18, 2022
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Manchester

A statement made in response to an individual claiming a course of action. Once "Manchester" has been established, said individual must complete their claim as quickly as possible; otherwise, they will be punished by a single slap to the face.
ORIGIN: Fort Bragg, North Carolina. All words said in the training areas west of Manchester Road are considered sacred to the 82nd Airborne Division. Over time, Manchester came to mean "sacred commitment."
Justin: “I’m gonna get the MS branch insignia behind my ear, hooah.”
Israel: “Manchester.”
Justin: 😳
by marxfromeveryengel June 24, 2022
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Manchester

Manchester Has Mills In 1837 to 1901
The Mills Makes Cotton.The Manchester Ship Canal Sail All The Way To Liverpool
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