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Lacrosse

life is hard and awesome when playing lacrosse. you get knocked down a lot and have to get back up. ps girls is better than boys
i play lacrosse aka the best sport on earth
by 42isthebestnumberlolhaha December 12, 2019
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Lacrosse

Hey look at that. Lacrosse!
by Quaggles January 16, 2020
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Lacrosse

The sport only fat gay people play
Look at him he plays lacrosse
by James pans April 23, 2020
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Lacrosse

A fun sport which involves the fast action of basketball combined with the hits of football and hockey. The goal is to move the ball around through set plays or transition offense and shot the ball into a goal. While there is a misconception that lacrosse is gay, its quite the opposite. In lacrosse, the defense is tasked with hitting the other players and playing team defense to take the ball at the other team.

The goalies are probably the craziest players on the field as they stand in the goal with nothing but gloves, helmets and a chest pad and try to stop a shot coming at over 90 miles per hour.

Another misconception is that lacrosse players are unathletic. This is completely false. At lower levels this statement my be applicable but in college, you will find some of the best athletes playing lacrosse. I play division 2 lacrosse and I run a 4.5 40-yard dash and im not even the fastest on my team.
Baseball players: "Why do you play lacrosse, that's so gay, you must not be athletic"
Lacrosse players: "sorry I dont like to stand around for 3 hours trying to hit a ball"
by Oj456 March 3, 2020
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Standup Lacrosse

1- A ridiculous mishearing of "Santa Claus".

2- A term for any terrible mishearing of a word or phrase. Somewhat related to the popular subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, except verbal.
1- If you're good this August, Standup Lacrosse will visit your home and give you 100% cocoa chocolate for Ricemash.
2- A: I can't wait to get the new console!

B: The honald?????

A: What kinda Standup Lacrosse is that?!
by daemon_definitions July 17, 2020
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Skidmore lacrosse

A group of fugly young men who are less than average at LAX. Them party boy business majors/sexual predators are a waste of time. Stay away!
Guy 1: Did you hear about our new insurance broker?
Guy 2: One of those Skidmore Lacrosse boys again?!
by Jhrman February 9, 2023
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lacrosse indiana

lacrosse indiana is a dead town with one gas station and one restaurant. list of pothead kids and stupid rednecks. there is kkk bars all around but people don’t really care because everyone is racist to some point
lacrosse indiana has a bunch of stupid rednecks
by vivb3020 August 27, 2023
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