Kansas Hot Sauce

Ranch Dressing, especially when carried in a bag or purse.

Fifty cents for extra dressing? No thanks, I brought my own Kansas Hot Sauce.

by KS HS June 7, 2020

Muddy Kansas Sunflower

The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.

“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”

“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”

“Bet.”

by The Gee man 69420 June 15, 2020

kansas city roundabout

when a group of gay men (usually 14), mount each other from the rear while standing and form a circle

so i accidentally walked in on a kansas city roundabout.... i'll never be the same

by hitshjv December 12, 2012

Kansas Boa Constrictor

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.

I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.

by B. Long/stay hard December 14, 2020

Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face

Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker

by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022

kansas spaghetti-o

The eloquent squeeze of Heinz ketchup down the shaft of a penis or phallic item after anal entry, prior to vaginal. Being sure to coat the scrotum because you can’t leave out the meatballs. Causing a large “spaghetti-o” type ring.

After the Chiefs win, I gave my ol gal a nice Kansas Spaghetti-o in celebration!

She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!

by Adultish September 15, 2021

Kansas drill experiment

a act of sticking a drill in your pecker then turning it on while moaning in pain while your chubbed tree is getting ripped apart by the drill

hey ted!! I like doing the Kansas drill experiment.

by big Angela February 20, 2022