John

Gay

John is a gay guy

by QWERTY my day March 8, 2019

Johns

An item, or an object. Normally referred to in a hood manner.

Gabe: aye homie, where dem’ Johns at?
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly

by Big slimmy April 20, 2019

John

this kid shits his pants at motive, don't be a John....

bro 1: my farts fucking stinks

bro 2:dont be a John, he shits his pants

by MyShitStinks May 3, 2019

John

John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.

Girl: who’s that guy?

Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice

Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*

Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky

by JuliusfromArea51 September 25, 2019

John

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge

Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....

by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019

John

sex master, sex man, sexguy, meme master, sex manguy, owner of irony house and oscar chat.

Random Nigga : John is sex master sex guy sex monster

by oklolbruh October 11, 2019

John

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John

Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

by Gegs2048 October 14, 2019