Ian

A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.

example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"

"that sucks."

example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"

by klagarcles October 30, 2011

Ian

A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like

Ian: can I touch you butt

Person 1: no you can not touch my butt

Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs

by Peanutmonkey May 11, 2016

Ian

Ian is a extreme dick, everyone calls him an egg because of his head shape and thy also call him a hoe, cause he dated at least 10 girls in 1 month. Ian will make up rumors that you two are dating and then he’ll holler at you in the lunch room then you’ll kick his ass

Ian can suck my dick

by jakepaulismydaddy November 13, 2018

Ian

An Idiot. Liked by nobody and that kid who will pull your chair out from under you in class and then blame you for getting mad. play video games and lives with his mom.

Ian is a idiot

by PenelopeTheCat December 10, 2018

Ian

someone who has a seizure in ur dorm room

" goddamit he pulling an ian"

by SMDBISHCASH December 10, 2018

Ian

The type of Mexican who hops the wall and will burn down your house if you not with him

Ian can not be left at home

by Fotball1407 August 8, 2017

Ian

A male who says gay, faggot, homo, and queer more than anyone on the planet, but is not homophobic.

Ian “eh, that’s faggotshit.”

Ian “No, I can’t get on PlayStation right now, I have all these gay little classes to go to.”

Ian “I can tell that the dude over there is a self loving faggot.”

by Penisfeet November 8, 2018