kerney-Itis

A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone

Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl

Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis

by Cole_Gub69 September 20, 2023

Nastynigga-itis

Nastynigga-itis is something you catch for being a nasty ass nigga etc.

tyrone caught Nastynigga-itis from beating his 13 times without washing his hand

by psuegoofyahhniguh August 9, 2023

Itis

derogatory term used by many people that don't know its origin comes from the term "niggeritis" .. feeling tired and lazy after a meal

Man, I just ate so much and now im sleepy and have the itis.

by Quzo August 4, 2022

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 5, 2022

itis

when used as a noun, and not a suffix, denotes that anxious feeling of waiting for something to be done

"Neighdeene gettin' the itis waitin' for her shift at Taco Bell to end!"

by George Leo August 15, 2022

Mark-itis

Niggas not shooting the fucking ball wide open

Mark-itis is Lando, Pat, Nate.

by Nando11 September 25, 2022

Methwillie-itis

Shrinking of the male genitalia from use of methamphetamines

Babe I’m sorry I can’t get it up I’m suffering a severe case of methwillie-itis.

by Lube Mobil wcty May 7, 2022