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Gerard Winchester

by Robert redpath November 7, 2020
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Gerard

Damn.. Gerard how do you see around that thang.
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Gerardism

Gerardism is a monotheistic religion founded in 2021 G.I Gerard Time based on the teachinas of their god "Gerard The Dick Slug”. Its adherents, known as Gerardists, make up a small percent of
exconenually by the year 2023. Gerardism is belief that Gerard is the only god, whose is going to come down from Gerartha and take all of his followers to paradise.

You can summon Gerard by placing each of the astronavigaors around a picture of gerard (we currently own 2 astronavigators ) once you have places them in a circle you need to put the designated shapes inside the astronavigator then chant the gerard mantra

“Gerard is all that is holy.
Gerard will take us to the motherland.
Gerard we sacrifice ourselves to you.
Gerard the all Mighty take us now.”
Join gerardism today
by Gerardism follower July 26, 2022
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Gerard

A man of Filipino descent who enjoys getting all the b*tches and yields a wooden poo spoon to battle.

He additionally enjoys flinging poo water.
Stefan: Have you seen Gerard today? He's immaculately dressed and beat a dude with wooden spoon.
Erick: Yeah, that's his poo spoon.
by NotAShithead July 28, 2022
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Gerard Mug Cup

A cup a shot glass a motto…the send vessel
Pass me the Gerard Mug Cup to turn up!
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Hawaiian Gerard

King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.

I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 6, 2021
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Gerard Flammatory

Referring to the man himself Gerard Flammatory. Known for his songwriting and music video career. Will probably go down in history as best dancer no cap 🎓
Is that the Gerard Flammatory? He is insane like what, but does the Baja describe the blast or does the blast describe the Baja? Big questions for the man at?
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