Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink

Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.

by anonymous February 11, 2025

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sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023

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Sister in Divorce

Also known as SID - Two women that share the same ex husband but who have bonded through experience through growth and healing.

I just love my sister in divorce - she’s the best.

by Revita S June 2, 2024

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Divorced white woman vibe

It is a vibe that white women give off to generally men where they try to nag people or continue a particular trait that made their original husband leave. It isn't that the divorced white woman is trying to have a relationship it is rather a charecteristic that they developed and continue. Though since they don't have a man anymore they continue it in the workplace or elsewhere continually being a nusance. Examples can be degrading men, having awkward clingyness, undermining a mans inteligence or ability to their peers.

For towards women a divorced white woman will try to develop a "sisterhood" and attempt to develop toxic behaviors on a woman in forced situations such as the workplace. They may try "rallying the troops" in hopes to bond over petty things in order to have a social standing in certain situations.

Karen from marketing keeps trying to make something that isn't an issue into an issue and is giving me divorced white woman vibe the way she keeps bringing it up.

by JLZ990 July 19, 2024

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